He pitches much better in the NL than the AL. If I could explain it I would be too rich to be commenting here.

Let’s hope we get to see them ride off into the sunset together.

As a Royals fan, shouldn’t you be pissed that you just got swept/destroyed by a terrible team?

As a Royals fan it kills me to see Cueto having a good season, even against the Cards. That being said, he is not an AL pitcher, so if he were still with the Royals he probably would be sucking. At least he can bring some joy by pitching well last night.

Yes, but their rivals clinching the division seemed noteworthy

No doubt Angel Pagán was a conflict Cardinals would have trouble with.

“You know they call corn-on-the-cob ‘corn-on-the-cob,’ right? But that’s how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that ‘corn,’ and they should call every other version ‘corn-off-the-cob.’ It’s not like if you cut off my arm you would call my arm ‘Mitch,’ but then reattach it and call it…

Not even going to mention that this loss eliminated them from division contention??????????

Back when I was convinced that this country would NEVER elect a loudmouth, stupid, clueless, stupid, racist, stupid, bloated, stupid, lying, stupid man, everything was fine.

I feel oppressed and with a sense of impending doom also.

One of those better be: “Wow, I bet this would be a great country if we killed off the people already living here.”

*hug*

No, it’s not just you and I live in another country, so...

Backpfeifengesicht.

When Europeans first settled this continent they had two big thoughts.

but he is never entertaining

“The next time I see you, you could be the president of the United States,” Fallon noted, a smooth, untroubled expression on his face.

I was going to call him a sell out, but what did he ever have that he could have ‘sold’? Certainly not integrity or credibility..

Good to see Jay Leno’s awful legacy is in equally shitty, fucked-up hands.

Fallon is an idiot.