You can never go wrong with the KitH.

“I’m actually impressed. Teach me your ways.”

+Dan Snyder+

Andy Green: “Well doc, his arm looks pretty banged up, eh?”

San Diego has the shittiest run franchises, don’t they? It’s like they take notes off each other as to how to be the biggest assholes.

And Jesus, look at the two purple teams. They look like giant Welch’s fruit snacks.

I didn’t “feel unified” the night of 9-11-01, because I was paralyzed and silent while quietly wondering if my uncle was alive and not wanting to ask my parents because I figured if they knew, they’d tell me.

No way. "Strong home run slams all over the baseball yard" is one of the best things I've read this week.

Steve Neblaska!