Per Gawker policy, the only way to be financially successful is to be an awful human being who will be up against the wall come the revolution. Nobody ever comes by money through honesty, talent, or hard work.

Hamilton envies people who can afford $2m worth of jewelry, and he ascribes independent moral significance to his emotions.

The problem is that she worked for her money and then purchased the jewelry.

I’m waiting to hear what the issue is with having $2m worth of jewelry.

Halo definitely doesn’t have the stopping power it used to, which is a huge shame since Halo 5 (from a gameplay standpoint) is one of the best games in the series.

The Bobcats haven’t existed in two years. They’re the Hornets, and they made the playoffs this past season, and they’re fun to watch.

That Shaq would have had a better career and won more rings if he had stayed in Orlando.

I believe that Russell Westbrook is a better and more exciting player than Steph Curry.

These scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

What’s funny is, had he done this in a Cardinals uniform last year, the tone of this post would be remarkably different.

He violated one of the unwritten rules by hitting a home run while a member of the San Diego Padres.

I know, right? What the hell is 17:30?

Missed a 2? You’re thinking of Nick Young.

men lie women lie buckets dnt

Considering Nick Young only plays O and not D, I’m surprised he didn’t spell “dnt” as “ont”

this is first time Mark Landsberger has ever been mentioned on the Internet.

Playing for the Brewers for a couple of years should clear this right up.

The Supreme Court already decided this: You can’t define it, but you know it when you see it.