And he’s from genuine old money.

I never lose at monopoly against my kids when I cheat. Damndest thing.

Your comment made me snort with laughter.

i too am the greatest at a things i cheat at.

She’s as nouveau riche as Melania. LThe others, say, Ivanka/Eric/Donald Jr, are third gen big money but behave much more like new money than old money.

Jones just left the UFC championship so fast you’d swear it was a pregnant woman he t-boned in the middle of an intersection...which is also a thing he did...He came back to get a stack of cash through, so that’s nice.

“I swear: I have no idea how those steroids got into my cocaine!” -Jon Jones

What a complete and unexpected surprise. I for one am shocked that serial drug cheat and drug abuser Jon Jones has yet again tested positive for drugs. I thought for sure that this time, serial drug cheat and drug abuser Jon Jones had finally realized that he could be literally rolling in money like Scrooge McDuck if…

I know nothing about this sport but Daniel Cormier has a right to be livid, yeah?

Man, this really blows

She grew up in a castle her dad bought at a bankruptcy auction after it went decades in disrepair, and turned into a below-middling hotel/event space. This isn’t some grand upbringing, well, not as grand as she’d like you to think and probably told everyone at school, and does indeed put her in the column of…

Looking at what she did before, she’s got a BA from Pepperdine, a JD from an unaccredited law school, a short list of acting jobs, a production company, and a self-published book that wasn’t exactly a hit. That sounds like a ton of debt and not that much income. I kind of doubt that up to this point, she’s paid more…

She’s only been married to Mnuchin for two months and she’s laying claim to how much “we’ve” paid in taxes. Who are “we”? She and Mnuchin won’t even be filing a joint tax return for nearly a year (or more if they file an extension).

Meanwhile, you don’t see Mnuchin bragging about the fact the he’s wearing Tom Ford’s actual skin. Real class act.

Terribly nouveau riche.

The hottest take I saw on Twitter, and I sadly can’t locate it right now, was that rant “is what it would look like if Marie Antoinette was on Facebook”.

DEAR UNITED KINGDOM: Come get your girl.