Could someone please warn him not to stick his head into a giant cathedral bell while it’s ringing? Or stick his hand into molten lava? Or, I don’t know, take a bath with a toaster?

You might want to get your vision checked.

I didn’t. I used a solar projector.

Yo online scientist...it is no different than looking at the sun any other time. The warnings are because the brightness may seem less intense (since the moon is blocking some) leading people to look at the sun longer. Everyone glances at the sun every once in a while

Fucking moron.

do these guys get a paycheck or is everything under the table?

I guess if Floyd rushes in, head down, unprotected, he’ll be in trouble.

I hope you aren’t referring to the huge swinging punches he throws in that video. Those are so slow Floyd can have Stephen A Smith blow him between dodges.

I disagree.

“And why are you so worried about North Korean atomic bombs killing Americans when Americans kill Americans every day? What about American on American violence. Look, we don’t even need to talk about an intercontinental ballistic missile hitting New York and L.A. until we address American on American crime.”

They show him the same folder every day and he doesn’t notice.