Could someone please warn him not to stick his head into a giant cathedral bell while it’s ringing? Or stick his hand into molten lava? Or, I don’t know, take a bath with a toaster?

You might want to get your vision checked.

do these guys get a paycheck or is everything under the table?

I guess if Floyd rushes in, head down, unprotected, he’ll be in trouble.

I hope you aren’t referring to the huge swinging punches he throws in that video. Those are so slow Floyd can have Stephen A Smith blow him between dodges.

I disagree.

“And why are you so worried about North Korean atomic bombs killing Americans when Americans kill Americans every day? What about American on American violence. Look, we don’t even need to talk about an intercontinental ballistic missile hitting New York and L.A. until we address American on American crime.”

He’s a textbook case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. People with this disorder have an incredibly fragile ego and require constant reassurances of their greatness. And *only* greatness will do. NPD people have poor impulse control, are unable to tell flattery from truth, and fly into rages (sometimes very…

They show him the same folder every day and he doesn’t notice.

I wonder if there is a staffer whose job it is to crush up anti psychotics and sprinkle them over his ice cream, discreetly. It’s time to sack that unreliable and inconsistent knob and replace them with someone who is a little more heavy handed and takes more pride in their job.

Currently taking bets on how long it takes until he shows up at a rally with a bunch of fake medals on his ill-fitting suit coat.

I really do think that in his heart of hearts, Trump thinks that the people love him, that’s he’s popular, and that the polls are wrong because of things like this. He really only surrounds himself with yes-men. He only focuses on the good press. I think he genuinely believes that America loves him. It’s got to be…