Later in the show he gave the edge to Maryland because he remains convinced that Len Bias is a top draft prospect who will probably be taken #1 by the New Orleans Jazz, who, coincidentally, lost tonight in a nail-biter to the Montreal Expos.

I was so excited for them to walk into a bar and then it didn’t happen.

Mike Francesca, Trump, a middle-school doofus farting his way through an oral report on a book he forgot to read.  They all sound identical.

This is what happens when someone tries to bullshit his way through NCAA picks after watching zero games this season.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

lol communication.

No.

He’s not good enough.

I think the most intriguing thing in all this is that there’s a Yacht Club in Lawrence, Kansas...

Requires too much effort, like using “that” at the beginning of this sentence.

It’s not the feet that was the problem, it was the snail trail she left behind.

2017 NFL Draft Coin Toss Runner-Up Banner will debut during the Colts first home game this season.

Amar’e, bathing in wine is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard of and I just sucked a dick this morning.

What the NCAA should do for March Madness gambling is, they should randomize the brackets so some winners of the first round would be rotated to different, unannounced regionals for the next round. But no one would know which teams would play after each round so Americans couldn’t gamble without having to re-do their…

Shoulda just punched girls instead.

No, Sketchy is a different shoe brand. This is Adidas we’re talking about.

Sadly the island in question is Revis Island which these days has many many visitors.

Your prize may literally be more valuable

Peters told team officials “that he slipped while attempting to get one of the Hamilton players away from Buffalo’s bench.”

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.