Nike is currently developing a Tebow shoe that helps its wearers leave footprints in the sand.

I got 11:

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

You might say Ready wasn’t...

Zlatan doesn’t go to teams; teams come to Zlatan.

This is how I behaved when I met Rosario Dawson. I was 36. Good bye.

Jabroni is #10

Busch did 9/11.

The Cardinals have lost 22 games. Jorge Soler’s number is 68. Michael Wacha’s number is 52.

It’s not the game we want, but in Trump’s America, it’s the game we deserve.

Serena’s always had a powerful serve from the deuce court.

I love the Cubs and I hate John Lackey.

That is a top notch meme. But would you consider it a Trump meme or a Hillary meme?

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

Actually, they had to win 22 games and draw 11, resulting in a point total that exceeds any other football club in the English Premier League.

Blues players elated after defeating Blackhawks, celebrate, shocked when told that more playoff rounds exist after the first.

I did nazi that at first glance

Cardinals fan: [immediately becomes huge Zobrist fan]

“Oh so now everyone who has a swatstika tattoo is a racist?”