I’m drunk at an airport, though this was a Deadspin article. Thought there was a new commissioner in the NFL, got really confused. I hope I make my flight.

Lego Batman is the hero we need, Batfleck is the hero we deserve.

I was okay with the clowns, the mimes and the baby bears, but this time Joe Madden has gone too far.

Alan Shearer has really let himself go.

Sounds like y’all are saying that Drake’s got enemies, got a lot of enemies. That he’s got a lot of people trying to drain him of his energy.

Almost as cool as JPP’s new contract for $1,000,0003.50.

When Bennett runs the wrong route and Brady’s pass gets intercepted, will it still be Cutler’s fault?

I’m pretty excited about this move for the Pats, although rumors now abound that Amendola’s on his way out to free up more cap space.

well, it’s not

If you think that was intense, you should watch her fake an orgasm.

Just hold on we’re going ho...

#WhiteLivesCantJump

Please don’t criticize a person’s physical appearance.

Further, Judge William A. MacLaughlin wrote there was “substantial evidence” that motherfucker was never a sports writer.

Whatever comes of this, whether it’s absolutely nothing or a federal perjury conviction, rock bottom for Jeter has to be the upcoming phone call from an eager A-Rod offering advice.

And now he’s shilling for that hair restoration clinic? Talk about shameless plugs.

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

She didn’t follow the two acceptable criteria for groin kicking: it has to be your purse AND you don’t know them

“Nobody expects the Spanish in position!”