Put a little English on it?

Yes, we have a couple of idiot racist groups in Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer who travel to Portland to cause problems, but if Antifa (which the Timbers Army leadership, 107ist worships), would just stand down and not be baited into violence, then those morons wouldn’t come to Portland.

I live literally half a mile from Soldier Field. When they are home, I know something big happened about 7 seconds before everybody sees it on TV because I hear a roar. I don’t know if it is good or bad, I just know it is big. This is not helping my blood pressure.

Filed to: Metaphors

This is a cart fire, you’re thinking of a dumpster fire, easy mistake.

“And now, please enjoy our pregame program “A Tribute To NFL Dumpster Fires!””

I thought they played the Browns last week? 

This is legit boomer brain that comes from consuming 12+ hours of TV a day. I have family who leave the TV on constantly (literally always in the background when they’re home) and they can not focus on one topic for any period of time. They’ll ask you a question and when you’re in the middle of answering, they’ll just…

Don’t ‘cha mean ‘drain bamage’?

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Juuuuuuust a bit outside.

Blind Squirrel Finds Nut

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

Thanks for telling the author of the article what the topic of the article they wrote is actually suppose to be about. Please let us know when the amount of kids that have died in Trump’s camps reach a level where you, a concentration camp expert, feel that the comparison is justified. 

Pneumatic tubes.

I would indeed be so owned if the U.S. military spent $13 billion creating something that virtually nobody in the U.S. military actually wants.

I guarantee you there’s far fewer deaths in our “concentration camps” than would have other wised perished under the care of their “parents”. 

The Republicans are only in favor of their male candidates sucking on dildos.