Who does he think he is, Zack Hampel?

(Ted Kacyzinski tries to shank ultra high security prison guard)

Hathcock also plays on the basketball team - unfortunately, his coach says, he will travel...

He did a particularly excellent job of selecting the game’s best names in a beautiful act of public service today:

The quote actually sounds like Jamie did some bad shit, and that was a coded way of alluding to it without mentioning a specific incident.

MMA fans are desperate that their latest, greatest hope for legitimacy is about to get his ass kicked by an old boxer.

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

He’s got to be pissed as hell that the proposed title for his autobiography, Pills n’ Thrills n’ Bellyaches, was already taken by a Happy Mondays album.

Hmm. I assume the Mets are aware that Garth Brooks is a free agent now as well.

The worst contract of the year:

That would take dumpster-fiery-ness to the next level.

There is no chance in hell that contract is anywhere remotely in the neighborhood of badness that contains Joakim Noah’s contract.

but did he make a baseball move? that’s the real question.

No, it’s absolutely not dead. 2016 was a bad year for boxing, but 2017 has been pretty good. Golovkin-Canelo is going to do insane business and probably be an awesome fight, and Anthony Joshua is a bona fide superstar in the making. Floyd Mayweather is boxing’s past, not its future.

Well, three weeks after this disgrace, Canelo Alvarez fights Gennady Golovkin, in an actual good boxing match, so I’d say....boxing is almost dead but not quite dead.

I’ve been reading this site daily for more than eleven fucking years, and this is the content that keeps me coming back.

The whole thing about the breath was made up? Get the fuck outta here.

Price of said Big Baller Belt? $750

It’s
HALITOSIS ON ICE!