Well then, the Knicks should be winning. They’ve got Melo and the best parts of those good Chicago teams from a few years ago.

poor guy didn’t know the deer was Blitzen.

We need a separation between Church and Golden State

It wasn’t his fault. He later tweeted, “Oops! Damned Belichick!”

Stop sharing chicken buckets.

Timberwolves?

“incorrect, and your wager - $69.69"

Greg Oden is the mascot in Toronto now? Since when?

Patrick Corbin is a grand wizard on the mound.

Hopefully he can live 100 more years and then incessantly brag about not winning the World Series SINCE OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT

What exactly are you implying about the elite Joe Flacco?

Cutler and Kaepernick are no better than Osweiler. They are certainly not significant upgrades. 

Houston elected a lesbian mayor (who was eventually term-limited out) and is one of the most diverse cities in the country, so it’s probably safe.

Replacing your top guy with a total amateur is now the thing that America does with its most important jobs.

“If it makes you feel any better, Michele, it’s not that much warmer up here, hahaha!”

He’s eye-talian

Now for your intensive broadcaster training course:

“If they would have lost, that would have been just the cherry on top”

Tim Marchman is 70.

"Fuck childhood." —Tim Marchman