@bearslayer: Burn!

Vintage Audi ads are a gold mine. I could spam the thread, but I guess I'll just go with this one. Obviously, they were really working a very specific demographic.

ONE-77

Here is another.

You mean that's better than a jackbooted thug saying "click it or ticket" in some kind of caveman English? Whatever.

@Baby beater Benz: Yeah, and why bolts? Then you have to go and find matching nuts. That's why I prefer nails.

Sam may have authored this post, but only Murilee can grow hair on her lip like the fella in that illustration.

@oddfish: Cruise?

@FTGDWolverineEdition'10: Stay tuned, the sequel is coming out shortly. Gekko gets out of prison...

It looks like a bass boat. No, it looks like one of Liberace's poops. And he STILL doesn't have grilles in the front bumper cover. Unlike his movie, this is not a "10".

Even after the 500 penalty laps?

@pauljones: I can't line-up behind your diatribe. The fundamental problem I see is that your argument assumes that races exist to find the best driver. I submit that this is not true. Sounds like a fun debate for later.

@MushyHeirloom: Bedliner.

It looks like a cake decoration.

You guys are trying to solve the wrong mystery. Who cares about insurance fraud? Am I the only one wondering who would buy a $1.5 million car...to drive around Galveston? GALVESTON?!!!

Hey, GM is like one of those restaurants where you cook your own steak! And everybody likes those places!

@P161911 probably shoudn't have: Mid-engined cars like to leave the road backwards, you know. Those engineers think of everything.

"Courage."

"Courage."

Of all the things she said, that is one of them.