Could be either way: I read it as him doing his best to not lie while lying.

I don’t know why Kinja is yet again not letting me see a post I can see in the notifications, but to Lhor, who said they hope I don’t have a daughter based on what I said in this post: not only do I have a 3-year old daughter, but I’m pretty sure she’s already better at reading comprehension than your stupid fucking…

Yes. That, or he actually spent roughly 15 years hanging around the people who hung around R. Kelly in the hopes of becoming a rapper before washing out and becoming a penniless shoe designer, in which case “I never saw anything” checks out. Either way, the first two witnesses for the defense is a corrupt former CPD…

1) Iodine stains the skin, it doesn’t just cover the skin. She’s going to look like this for several days as it fades.

Well you see Rosa Parks protested the unequal treatment of black people whereas this dumb bitch protested basic human decency.

I used to be in the Dealership CRM business for one of the largest vendors in the franchise world. They way even our largest customer (Penske) looked at front vs back of house operations as profit centers was basically this: revenue from FixedOps actually paid for everything, covering all operating costs for both,…

This is 100% false. these markups are not nickle and dime for a big chain at all. they have scale so multiply that $5-10k extra profit for all of their allocations and its tons of money.

No kidding. For 50K there are a lot of far nicer cars, period.

I would not pay $50K for a Bronco. There are a lot of great used cars for that price instead. SeeYa!

When you try to trade in a stick, dealers lowball you because “demand for manuals is low.”

That will garner an extra markup because it’s even more of a special order

“met at a mall in Albuquerque” is code for sketchy.

This.

I love cars and have since I was little. But that said, there has never been a car or truck that I was so horny for that I would compromise principles and finances for it. At the end of the day, it’s still just a car.

I, for one, am shocked, SHOCKED, to hear that a former officer of the law was anything less than 100% reliable and trustworthy when speaking under oath.

i dont think there is a ‘bad’ configuration of the bronco that would deter a buyer right now...

The franchise dealer model needs to die, already. It is BAD for consumers and horribly inefficient. 

Hood’s assertion that he left the police force in good standing is probably quite accurate, despite pleading guilty to a felony charge...

So what’s up with this Ramanan guy? Is he just some stooge who’s supposed to pretend he was close with Kelly but never saw anything illegal happen?

at the hands of the “I Believe I Can Fly” singer