“I don’t care that carts are strewn about, therefore I am not the asshole”? It really depends on individual perspective. 

You’d love Trader Joe’s. They train their baggers to bag and they’re exceptional at it. Every damn time. 

It’s in their fucking job description. Get over yourself. Sometimes it’s just too much fucking effort when you’ve got two yelling toddlers in your car and you’re just trying to get the fuck home. /rant

Well yeah, there’s six inches of snow and ice on the ground! /s

Bro-ptor? I kid. I can’t friggin’ wait.

I read this to the tune of “Every morning” by Sugar Ray. Well done. 

Man, this sums up my life to a T right now. Quick summary: wife and I are separated, she essentially realized how unsupportive I have been over the past few years (due to my own myriad mental health issues) after her best friend from childhood broke it off with her. This was him telling her she’s been a bad friend,…

Easy: Just wrap her half Cactus Grey!

Costs you nothing to smash it. Just sayin’

How’s the new Vac treating you? I’m interested myself..

How’s the new Vac treating you? I’m interested myself..

Yours ought to be the top comment. I wish I could give you more stars. People need to realize airbags are only meant to go off to reduce serious injury/death! There were no serious injuries in this crash, and thus, as you said, the airbags were not necessary and would only seek to cause damage to the driver involved.…

Thanks for your articulation of an important point. This is how I’ve felt for most of my life as well. Your friend who took his life, Zeller, and I all share a similar story - though all have differences I recognize - and have been down that path leading to suicide many times. I haven’t done it before because I’ve…

And directly under power lines, to boot!

Boulders are there so people in jacked up trucks and suv’s don’t drive through them for fun.

Yeah but those wagons are amazing. Plans for a second and room for a handbag are great reasons to put it on that baby shower gift list! ;) 

I did much the same as you when we had our first, and the second less than a year later.. So I bought us a landyacht in the form of an S55 amg - the backs of their seats never touched the back of the front seats. Safe as all getout.. until the engine quit on me a few times, not for very long, but long enough and leavin…

Shit. Did we just become best friends?? I’m over on Jalopnik all the time and somehow ended up here today and incensed at hearing how negative everyone is towards men over here! From my experience, men do not bash women in the same open manner as they do on here, and it’s a bit of a shitstorm. I’m shocked.

You people are just so open minded!

So true. As a father of two now, after the first was born I knew I had to take time off to be with him. My employer, a family employer.. hell, let’s be honest, it was my family that was employing me at our Insurance Brokerage.. brought in a temp while I was supposed to be out. He became full time, my situation became…

You dream of a Pence presidency? Woof. Didn’t realize you hated everyone more than Trump!