She is young and not a terribly good writer, mock outrage is all she has.

Really? You can’t think of one reason why these women are sticking up for Franken? Not one? It’s a completely foreign concept to you? You are just inconsolably mystified by these women’s action?

A movie theatre as a man cave? Sorry, not the same. You can’t masturbate in a movie theatre.

/obligatory “Made in China” statement

“RIP Jade Rabbit.” -Opportunity-