The truck owner took it to 100, but the Prelude “owner” got it 99% of the way there. While the truck driver is a douche, the guy claiming to be the owner of the Prelude is a complete moron. He was never actually the owner, just the one driving it on someone else’s title without insurance. He really has no right to…

With the update, it is now “Already Totaled Car That Was Sold But The Title Wasn’t Transferred/Taxes Weren’t Paid On Ran Over by Truck”.

The article is trying too hard here. But “Already Totaled Car Ran Over by Truck” doesn’t have as much nuance.

$10 says that was the first time that truck’s ever been off road.

These models need to be posing with cars of matching configuration. This one belongs with a Porsche 911. Close, but not quite.

I bought my Bluestone Metallic 2004 with 43,000 miles

“I know they were gluten-free, non GMO, rainforest friendly, fair trade, free range rice treats, but they did not say ORGANIC. My little Jaydyn will be sick for days!”

At what point when you’re driving around with no roof, no doors, no windscreen etc... do you stop and think to yourself... “y’know, this would have been a whole lot cheaper if I just bought a motorcycle instead.”

The hinged windshield could be great for those rugged excursions to soccer practice. Tilt it forward for an unobstructed view of Madison and Jacob out there on the field as you sit in car and sip your latte, avoiding that other mom who is constantly on your ass because you bought non-organic postgame treats when it…

Many moons ago...

the person insulting Nissan owners and not knowing the difference between worse and worst or the douchebag nissan owners... which is worse?

If you think that’s bad, you should see the hell Mr. Kalashnikov Fiat, a simple Algerian tailor with early 90s e-commerce aspirations has gone through.

Do you really have to ask?

Easy.

I’m having some serious problems working up any enthusiasm for this car. It’s not a Supra in any sense that’s relevant to the nameplate’s history.

Is the Jalop demo....lots of borne in the 80's kids that long for the 2JZ glory days of their youth.

To be a true Corvette enthusiast, you need to figure out how many of those 3 speed cars were convertibles, in that color combination, with a removable hard top. Then, sit next to the car in a lawn chair wearing a woodie themed Hawaiian shirt and a pair of jorts and quote that smaller number endlessly to whoever passes…

Had to make it more readable than even that..

Actually I own a Japanese truck, a 60+ year old classic and a 6 year old Chevy Volt. I’d say about 40-50% of the people I know who have bought German cars have had either a continual occurrence of little, annoying issues or they’ve had catastrophic failures. The cars are grossly over-engineered and difficult to work…

David’s program (stolen from a memory dump of Jalopnik’s Commodore 64 mainframe this morning):