Five gets you ten the department that paid for that new battery was marketing, not warranty fulfillment.

It’s the kind of math you do when you want to further a narrative, my friend.

The trailer park’s McLaren F1

Incorrect. It is impossible to learn with your brains splattered.

In Australian it’s “bitta thin creshing”, I believe.

No argument here. That is what I did.

Lets check back in 5 years and see how the supposedly comparable competition has held up.

Looks like Toyota found dad’s liquor stash. Toyota: who in the flying fuck thinks this is sexy? Bland body with a few accent lines, a hideously busy front end dominated by fake grills, and wheels that make Walmart hubcaps look good.

The other thing about the “better option available” argument is that it depended heavily on what you were looking for. They may have beaten the Tacoma at one thing or another, but up until the current Colorado (and the jury is still out on those and probably will be for about 10 years or so), no other automaker put…

I can’t wait for the unholy quality trinity that is Chinese/American/Italian.

He’s great with her kids! I mean, sure things went horribly wrong last week because of Jon, but Drogon sure seemed to like him.

I like the idea of him and May doing a show where they plan to strip down an engine and, by the end of the first season, they’ve almost picked the engine degreaser they’re going to use. But it’ll be the most insightful discussion on engine degreasers that television has ever seen.

Jeez man, I was only joking.

“I don’t want to own a Honda that looks like a Transformer.”

Jeep. Wrangler.

For what it’s worth, I don’t hate the Prius. Prius drivers, on the other hand...

Why can’t you pick one up the next time you’re buying a suit there?

Great, while you’re there today getting your haircut grab some for me.

5/5 Mustangs: When the out of control Mustang hits spectators/pedestrians. Threat level: Run for your life.