The secret is to have the wife sneak it in.

Nope, definitely going to Perkins.

Probably going to McDonalds.

Fuck the Pens.

Well, if he weren’t already rolling in the puss because of those fine salmon orange cargo shorts, he certainly will be now.

One last time? Oh man, if my death was scheduled, I’d be cranking it to the point where I tore skin. And then guess what, they have to bring you to the infirmary and your execution gets delayed. And then as soon as they reschedule it and I get back into my cell, imma do it again. I won’t stop panic jerkin until…

Looks like that guy could use a glass of wooder.

Yeah, but 2 months of nonsense, for what might be a 4 game sweep? The NBA playoffs are just boring, after months of a regular season that didn’t mean anything. NHL playoffs are the best in sports. Series have been mostly competitive, and most importantly, both the Caps and Rangers were given a little glimmer of hope,…

In my junior year of high school, my grandfather taught me how to play 501. He apparently learned how to play when he was deployed in Korea back in the day.

His car was not broken down. He had stopped in the middle of the road. Multiple witness accounts stated this and so did the investigators.

They heard the evidence,and came to the logical(and correct) verdict

Tulsa police said that Crutcher was not complying with their demands when he was shot, but the video seemed to show a totally different story.

This article just proves that The Root is a piece of shit website that should have never been added to the former Gawker regime and should have been left out in this deal after Gawker was bought out.

This article is carefully and deliberately crafted to mislead, to make the casual reader infer that Crutcher was shot with in his back with his hands up in the air. Nowhere does it state the fact that he was not shot in the back nor with his hands up.

Never forget:

Strange, he was shot by a police officer immediately after he turned around and fired shots at that police officer...

Seriously, if you think the shot was the key to that, I’m not sure you should be questioning someone’s hockey bona fides.

take it easy, scranton

“uh something happened, non-contact, everyone started throwing up, and now his leg doesn’t work”