Whenever I drive/am driven/ride the train past the art museum, I like to imagine it’s actually the Palace of the King of Philadelphia. Furthermore, when I’m at the museum, I pretend that I am said king, roaming my spacious halls and inspecting my art collection, enjoying the echo of my footsteps.

Which fans were interviewed for This? JD Drew is still number 1, followed by Scott Rolen

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.

Have you ever met him or seen him interviewed? WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Fuuuuckkk youuuuu

I still maintain that a bronze statue of Rocky lounging in his filthy beer-bottle and newspaper-strewn couch (also in bronze) would make a much better statue, especially now that it’s no longer at the top of the museum steps. Tourists could sit on the couch with him!

Well, those people were British. You can’t blame them for blocking out all the birthplace of our nation stuff - they’re probably still traumatized because we kicked their red-coated butts! Fuck yeah!

I look forward to seeing the lavishly appointed jail they’re constructing underneath the huge stage for misbehaving draft fans.

My dad has nearly the exact same one. It’s equal parts video game.

It’s fitting that he’s paying homage to Scott Stevens on Christmas tree jersey night.

Police reportedly made an arrest, but wouldn’t name the man arrested. Whoever it is, he has to appear in court on May 10.

Yeah, I thought this was one of the best episodes I’ve seen in a long time. You know that when the first bulletpoint under “Assorted Musings” is the writer defending their opinion before anyone’s had a chance to disagree, there’s a problem.

It’s almost as if we watched totally different episodes.

Did the approximately five seconds of bliss equal the unknown amount of time spent apologizing? (Probably not.)

What they did was dumb. Would I have done that as a teenager? Yes.

Literally everyone I know has a dumb story from their teen years. Kids in big cities climb construction sites and into abandoned buildings or they try and ride trains. Kids in the countryside do stupid shit with farm machinery or jump of bridges. Kids are dumb but most of them survive to be able to say “fuck that was…

This isn’t Darwinism. This is teenaged boys and their teenaged brains at work. Most of us escape our teen years having done something stupid that could have killed us. It’s a sad story and the fact that these boys were brothers compounds that tragedy.

THE NHL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REPORT SUCH MISCONDUCT TO APPROPRIATE LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES.

Man, I’m all over sharing YouTube clips on Deadspin today. Did you know there are Ventura/Ryan fight truthers who believe Ventura won the fight?