LMAO - Fat guys don’t skate! But you have to watch that a couple of times to really get it. Very funny.

Eagles fan. Should’ve Known.

I pictured this exact thing. Some guy in an Eagles jersey kicking the robot for no reason.

this is the best .gif I’ve seen in months, bravo

Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore were good...................... hello? Anyone?
*retreats into the nothingness from whence he came*

This actually is pretty far from Baltimore. It happened in Salisbury. They guys were from philly, here for a rather large softball tournament held here every year.

Undoubtedly some Philly in there. Could be taking place in some godawful place like Elkton.

I’m hearing too much Philly accent in there to be just hick Maryland. Could be wrong though.

No, he bought it because the Penguins owed him a shitload of money. He was protecting what he was owed. Once he sells he will be once rich MFer. :)

The city of Pittsburgh built most of the new arena with leverage provided by Kansas City, Bettman and the rest of the teams held the line in the 2005 lockout, the Canadian teams swung the absurdly high Canadian TV deal, and the draft lottery gave them the best player in the game.

Lemieux was a fantastic player, but…

So Lemieux was owed about $30 million in back salary and turned that into about a 25% share of the team in 1999. Assuming his share is the same (it could well not be), he’s looking to net $175-$200 million.

Nothing says great ownership like running a losing franchise for 10 years in order to draft 2 of the best players of their generation. Dollar Bill Wirtz is a legend too.

No, that’s his recipe for salsa. For tomato sauce, he runs them over with his car.

I’d love to see mashed avocado guacamole guy’s recipe for tomato sauce:

Weird, I wonder where the dog/roman candle story came from...

I had sex with my date in the backseat of my jeep cherokee while my best friend Paul drove it home. He was alone as his date had bailed on him to go to some party at Rick’s house...Rick was a cool guy soccer player. I brought this up very often over the remainder of our time in high school.

Fun fact: British Columbia was this close to joining the United States back after the Civil War. When the Dominion of Canada was created, it was just everything east of Ontario. West of Ontario was still British North America, an English colony.

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