More like guy runs onto live track.

If my girlfriend institutes this we’re going to lose the house.

“Where’s Toby with my goddamn latte?”

But she DID kill herself and the husband you mention DID kill himself. Why water it down? You are committing yourself to death. That doesn’t make the emotional or psychological circumstances less. But that is what happens. “Died by suicide”, “Died from leukemia”, “Died by homicide,” are three very different things.…

“died by suicide” has to be one of the sloppiest phrases I’ve heard in awhile. You commit suicide or you kill yourself. Suicide is a motive, not a method.

This takes me back to my teens. My buds and I would put on shop goggles, and hunt each other on a nearby golf course. Of course, it was dangerous, stupid behavior - and very fun.

He spent too much money, treated his ex-wife badly, and ignored his kids while he got hammered by himself at P.F. Chang’s.

“You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

hard to pick an all-timer, this is my favorite recent one:

My favorite due to the smiling dude in the corner, he’s just the best.

/cums

When I was 6 or 7, I ate almost an entire box of fruit roll-ups with the plastic still attached to the back of the roll-up. I’m pretty sure that was the day my parents decided to focus on retirement savings instead of a college fund.

Jesus Christ dipshit, it was a joke.

This raises a number of important questions, the most important being: did you beat LaSalle?

And you clearly fancy yourself part of that elite 1/3. What would you like engraved on the trophy you so deserve? Does “Fuckboy of the Year” work?

Troll? This has to be a troll. The sheer confidence in his question outs him as a troll.

You misspelled Kennett (only putting one T) in almost every instance in the article. #Corrections