The only fist fight I have been in as an adult was on a golf course. I was in a twosome at Falls Road, MD, and we were playing a late tee behind a single that was dragging ass the whole round. We waited for this dipshit every hole, and there wasn’t a soul ahead of him. No wave by, not even an acknowledgement that he…

I hope they settled it...in a fair way.

Looks like they both landed....in the rough.

Only fucking cowards and communists make place or show bets. This is America, pick the goddamn winner!

Looking at that mug shot, I’m thinking her day started with a 40, then getting the autograph.

Wow! An explosive end to the marathon from these two foreigners!

This sounds a lot like Pronger’s concussion issues. Terrible news. Hope he gets well and can lead a productive post-hockey life.

That looks Texas.

The visor from the K-mart bargain bin is the best part.

Agreed, but if you love the NHL playoffs so much you’d know that they’re called periods, not quarters.

Hockey doesn’t have quarters dumbass

There is nothing in the world more exciting than Playoff hockey. Nothing.

You must be a huge NHL fan “late in the second quarter”

Drew, I think your criticisms of the NHL playoffs are mostly fair. My gripe is more with the lack of criticism you put on the NFL and MLB playoffs.

I literally watch every night even when my team (Blackhawks) and my wife’s team (Lightning) aren’t playing. Playoff hockey is the greatest time of the year for me.

This list...is a very bad list. Saying the NHL playoffs is not good because they go on for a while is no kind of argument. 99% of the games are fantastic/compelling.

Only this man would write this list.

I think your shirt falls somewhere between 8 and 9.