Playoff hockey is the best sports postseason there is.

This is a perfect Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill story.

Have I smanged a famous musician? If by “famous” you mean “popular in the Raleigh folk music scene” then yes, yes I have. He was the fiddle player of Chatham County Line and I ho’ed down with him about 4 years ago when his band was touring the Midwest. The sex was dece, and the next morning pleasant, except for when I…

Towards the end of our third date, this girl I was dating sheepishly said she had something important to tell me. Expecting an STD story, I started sweating. It took her five minutes of “Ughhh... this is so hard to say...” before she finally tells me her mom banged Huey Lewis. She got pissed and stormed off when I…

I can vouch for the reality of the Dave Matthews anecdote. I had a friend that received his fecal matter all over her as she rode a tour boat down the Chicago River.

I went out with Conor Oberst a couple of times. The sex was meh, but I broke it off when he came over to my parents’ house for dinner and pretended like he didn’t know what a potato was. It was obvious to everyone that it was just a shitty joke that he refused to abandon, and my dad eventually kicked him out. I mean,…

Counting out the Kings would be a great idea right now actually

Seriously good stuff. Been listening to Ace's Carcast for a while now. This doc is going to be great knowing the level of enthusiasm he has for racing Newman's old cars and Paul Newman's racing legacy.

That’s actually rather fucking impressive. How does he not flinch?

Fuck Matt Barnes

Got my popcorn ready.

I'm under the impression Tom Cruise might be in it as well.

Already bought a couple tix to the premier (April 16th) in Hollywood for my dad and myself. It's at the El Capitan on Hollywood Blvd. Supposed to have Ace's Newman cars there as well. Can't wait!

Yes it is, says right there in the rulebook.

Dude it’s not his job to have stuff thrown at him.

I'm just going to leave this here:

A skill no doubt learned from years of putting up with the diva antics of Mango.