What a piece of shit. I hope she sues him and takes everything including the Photoshopped shirt off his back.

The funny thing is, if the goalie hadn't touched the ball with his hand before it going in the net, I still wouldn't have given a shit about this.

Rowland is also one hell of a defender, blocking shots at will. In fact I read somewhere that he led Turkey in stuffing.

Who registers at #1? Concourse pisser guy?

If he makes it into the Hall of Fame, don't ask to see his ring.

Shitbarf Guy isn't a first ballot HOF'er. He's clearly a #2.

how do you not sign off with the butt-fumble?!?!

Play us off, Keyboard Cat...

The only true way to sign off

I can't wait for a similar tribute to Chris Berman.

Big thanks to Michael Irving for trying to complete each phrase as they're being said like he's solving goddamn Wheel of Fortune.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!!

PENIS BITTEN THROUGH PANTS WHILE WRESTLING BY BROTHER.

"MASTURBATING @ HOME W/A SPATULA & WINE BOTTLE OPENER—STRANGULATED PENIS FOR 4 DAYS BEFORE SEEKING HELP"

You gotta be sh*tting me that you left this out.

Here he is:

There can be only one Zetterbeard.

You and 9 others should be moderately psyched.

How dare he have a different opinion than those protesters exercising their constitutional right. Shame on him. He should be silenced.

Well, that's one way to tailgate