I thought Olbermann's eulogy for him was well done, and a good primer on his significance for those who (fairly) aren't familiar with hockey legends of the 50s and 60s.
Hockey, dude. Fucking. Hockey. Nothing better.
Did he give the obligatory thumbs up to indicate to the crowd that he's okay?
This whole comment thread is why I read Deadspin, and why I don't tell people I read Deadspin.
[raises glass]
I feel I should chime in on this as someone who is fairly involved in the hockey world down here. Most of these guys are basically all hockey, all the time from a very early age. They are playing juniors when normal people are learning about the world. Hockey more than any of the other major sports in North America…
Yes, but would they catch a Tiger by its toe? Then out go Y O U.
This is the best thing I've ever read. Doesn't even have a joke in it and it's gotta be a contender for comment of the year.
Truth. Gorilla has to be #1.
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Anyone who doesn't list Gorilla as #1 is out of their mind.
I went to San Diego zoo recently & was being eye fucked by the dominant male. There were 80 people checking out the exhibit & this dude is just chillin in the back. gansta leanin against his fake cave opening. That fucker tracked me as I walked from one end of the paddock to the other. Did he move a muscle? Turn…
Your list is incorrect. Revised:
He looks like Stevie Janowski from Eastbound and Down.
Wesley Snipes just did a three year bid and came out in better shape than I've EVER been in.
Has there been anyone you've seen that leaves prison after two years and looks amazing?
Tiger has always had trouble with his short irons and wedges around Thanksgiving.
As a dad myself, I can tell you that what dad really wants is for someone to take the kids away, even if it's just for thirty fucking minutes.