A boobless society will improve productivity rates up to 100 percent!

Alright then future boy, who's president of the United States in 1985?

grumble...grumble...In my day!...grumble...Internet...by hand...grumble...And we didn't have to be told twice!!!..grumble...

Yeah, I'd like to see the same video done with tineye. Might be SUPER interesting.

Okay, you've been cryogenicly frozen for the past 20 years! There's no time to explain! Just watch this video while I drive!!!! AND DON"T TOUCH THE FUCKING SCREEN!

Yeah, but the cops couldn't hold him because they only know how to knit.

That would explain the price. It's like $2.40 for an 8oz glass bottle.

Dang. I know a guy that stocks that stuff locally... in California. That stuff's real good, but there's other awesome cane sugar sodas for cheaper. I'm tempted to go buy the last of his stock, but it's not really better than some other vintage style sodas I like.

This flu season is going to blow. All it takes is a simple virus to be transferred to the one guy who doesn't have his virus protection up to date, then: Bam! Everyone in the office is shooting goo out of multiple orifices.

Whoa man, don't get all mathy on me.

Remember: Millimeters Matter.

What? Get with the times man. Gifs are the future!

Yeah, the one they sold to consumers was a way dumbed down version I believe. The one in this video is much more sophisticated.

Damn. Just ran out of Masterballs.

I won't buy it if it's any less than $9999.99

Hawking: A true Nerd-of-Nerds.

It has internet apps like youtube and netflix and puts it on your tv. You can also play full 1080p movies. And they're cheap. [en.wikipedia.org]

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