What does it mean?!

That's too many steps for people who are black and white and doing it wrong.

Or a shovel/boat paddle.

I thought that was just the eye worms.

If they could, Westboro Baptist would have come out to the manger and protested the birth as an abomination , and claimed that Mary and Joseph were being judged by God because Mary got preggo before they got married.

His middle name is just pope again. Not really that fun.

Can't wait to hear stories of Real Life Super Heroes using these, or at least a story about a bad guy who pulls one off the Hero and pelts them over the head with it.

Soooo..... As long as it doesn't bring them bad PR they are for SOPA.

Then you need the mat that says "mat" on it. Put it under the "keys, wallet, phone" mat, and then if that gets stolen -bam!- you're other mat reminds you to go buy a new one. Foolproof.

This would be great for the recording industry.

Son....Of...A....Bitch...What....was...I....think...ing... Worst...mill..ion...I've...ev...

Yes, there's also cut the rope.

I wonder how long a gallon of the sun can power an iPhone.

The most delicious of deaths from our new merciful overlord.

Heck, we live in a WORLD that mostly celebrates Christmas.

I can definitely say 2 things:

Man, when you use cream cheese as a verb, it really sounds messier.

Wait. Don't all spoons "scoop, measure, and spread"?

The sides fold down to make the spoon flat.

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