This is exactly why the rate of Hot Carl related crime is down in America. On the flip side though, the termination of federal agents due to Planking has gone through the roof.

Epic Gun time?

Why the hell has this taken so long! When this comes out, I'm taking my sim card out of my dumbphone, and popping it back in my old treo 680, and get some wifi on that biatch.

32mb of ram on a windows 98se laptop.

This shit was happening long before the TSA. And though customers are at fault for lost items, it's how an airline deals with it afterwards. Like I said, it's good customer service to make sure that a customers belongings make it back to them. Instead we get a "fuck you, were too busy to care". But apparently the…

Well... This is awkward.

Voltron-ing is the new planking.

This would make a great "screamer" video.

Jesus, this blatant self promotion of your youtube channel is gross.

It's funny how every time someone who is working for an airline and comments on these types of stories seems to forget that the airlines are businesses that do this for profit. Customers are how they make money, how YOU are paid. Now if you went to the bank and accidentally leave your card in the ATM, a good bank…

You must be a superhuman who has overcome forgetfulness. Or, wait, maybe you're just an arrogant asshole.

For weird shapes, I've always liked this one.

That guy thinks he's so damn cool with his sweet ass-fez.

I wouldn't say that Michele Bachmann made a directly anti-scientific claim. She was expressing her belief in God in a cheesy political joke. Saying that God causes or allows disasters is irrelevant to the scientific understanding of how hurricanes and earthquakes work.

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A 'stache is not meant to be locked in a safe, it must be shared with the world.

Ugh... I didn't realize how much the black turtle neck made the brand. That business casual blue button up is giving me a serious case of doosh-chills.

Also the lady in the background looks like she needs to pee.

This is only profitable if you have an effeicient way to extract the gold. I hear there is more gold reclaimed from e-waste every year than there is gold mined out of the ground.

Yes it would be different if he said "black people problems" because it would not have been a good joke. This isn't racism. It's stereotyping. Racism would be saying a specific race is lesser simply because of their genetic makup. Stereotyping can be used tastefully if you you use it in the right place. This site is…