Heh heh, yes. Once.

Not obscure, and already based on a real shirt I assume, but I've always wanted the ayatollah assahola shirt from two bad neighbors

Entire DVD set is on Amazon for 20 bucks!

Many a salty dog will be had in his honor. RIP.

Oh thank god now I don't have to leave the house tonight

The Browns will win it all one day, Marah. You'll see.

It kinda makes me sad that I learned about Kim Kardashian's latest selfie from the AV Club and not like Yahoo or something

John From Cincinnati has one of my favorite opening titles ever

For real. I'll take anything El-P has done over eminem's entire catalog.

This kind of thing drives me crazy. Not you saying that Kanye shouldn't express a personal opinion, but the fact that you meant revoked instead of provoked.

Are you offering me nachos?

I like when someone uses the term 'sportsball' in real life because it lets me know instantly that I shouldn't be friends with them

Had the same experience. Knew nothing of his music but he totally blew me away. Weight in Gold has been a regular in my work playlist ever since.

Oh man, thank you so much for that. So much better. Now excuse me, I'm gonna go listen to some halo benders.

Patinkin in is the kind of curmudgeon I can only aspire to become one day

No argument there. The discussion regarding her age/looks is fucked up.

Over it. Done. Please do the same with every other comedian that isn't writing for you.

A person doesn't have to actively send evil into the world for me to dislike them. If her job is to be funny, and I don't find her funny at all, should I just keep that to myself? I don't when it comes to Cook or Sandler, and I'm not about to start now.

Was that your comment?

When did the word hipster stop meaning someone that is too cool? It isn't just a catch-all for people we think are annoying. It's more like faux nerds on the internet have been riding his nutsack for years.