Road trip to South Carolina to fucking shimmy up that flag pole to shit on that fucking flag and then fucking burn it and then fucking throw it in that dumb fucking Governor’s face.

Prediction: Assassin’s Creed Syndicate will utilize a mobile card game to get equipment.

Yes it is great that Bruce isn’t Batman. But they should have just kept Dick as Batman, in my opinion. He was a great Batman and the Dick/Damien pairing was one of the best in comics.

Don’t forget:

You know what I want, Bethesda. And you know what the consequences will be if it’s an MMO.

I’m a middle-aged white guy. A lawyer for more than 25 years, a professional. No criminal record. If I got drunk on a plane and assaulted a flight attendant, I would expect to spend several years at some not-so-friendly federal prison camp, at the very least, maybe even a FCI.

Jon Stewart is probably better at sports than you. Hell, homey was a D-1 college soccer player. You play any D-1 scholarship ball in any sport? He’s smarter than you, more athletic than you and most assuredly more financially comfortable than you. Maybe you should just stfu.

Even if no one watching, I'd still feel embarrassed as if I counted. @_@

Shy? Hah, you underestimate my shyness.

I read that as Tekken Vs. Mario and got excited. :/