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Nobody deserves it, really. It’s a dumb institution.

I don’t think she has the power to choose her successor. Succession to the the throne dictated in common law and Act of Parliament.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Actually they were applauding because they showed an anti-STEM commercial on the jumbotron.

Gonna be a real tough road to the playoffs. JPP has had a really good season, and has been the best player on the Giants’ D, hand down.

Schadenfreude?

Fun fact: if Jeff Fisher goes 7-9 this year, he will be tied for all time most career coaching losses.

Cubs: How’s everything going tonight?
Indians: Fine.
Cubs: Your entrees are good?
Indians: Yes, fine, thanks.
Cubs: More water?
Indians: All set, I’d just like to-
Cubs: Refresh your wine?
Indians: No, thank you, but the food is getting col-
Cubs: Care for the dessert menu?
Indians: No, please, let me eat my dinn-
Cubs: More…

One of the Costco stores near me (not all of them) carry Kerrygold butter. The price works out to 1 1/2 pounds of Kerrygold for the same price as the local groceries charge for one pound. I make a special trip just to stock up and freeze it.

Kerrygold’s garlic and herb butter is insanely good. I rarely use butter for anything, but do not hesitate to cook my steaks in this mana.

TBF, MLB doctors and medical science are only passing acquaintances. About the best those guys could have probably done was to jam some steroid tablets in the wound.

Because MLB teams now have astronomical deductibles under ACA?

The trick is to injure and cauterize at the same time.

This is the worst thing to happen to Atlanta involving a Sherman in a long time.

Completely anecdotal, but I know of three people in my social circle (myself included) who have just given up on the NFL altogether. Quit watching this year cold turkey. And we were all fantasy football, football pool, watch all day Sunday kinds of fans.

I’ve seen the full video of this.

I get my wizard hat and robe.

It’s not a jacket, it’s a robe, and I’m leaving the wizard hat on.