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Pedroso came back to their hotel room and found Oliveira there with another Olympic hard body, canoeist Pedro Goncalves.

I want some podium pants.

wow negative splits hard to imagine anyone accomplishing this super human feat without the use of performance enhancing drugs.

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

WHY DON’T YOU WANT TO WEAR THE RIBBON?

The Tim Tebow/Jaden Smith race of 2044 is going to be a real turning point in America.

What do you think I am, a farmer? I'll wait for the A380 Penthousefortress, thank you.

When I saw the line-up last night, I knew that we were going to get murdered. Please let this be the last stand of retreads like Wondo and Beckerman.

Wondo’s mom brings the orange slices for halftime sooooo

You forgot WondoIamapieceofshitwhoshouldntbeontheroster.

Leicester’s title this year. Just the prolonged high performance. Even as a Chelsea fan, you had to start rooting for Ranieri’s boys towards the end.

Huh, TIL. My 1.8T A4 was a 2005, so the settlement was already over and none of my Audi buddies with 1.8Ts encountered timing belt issues. Guess they just got lucky, lol.

Give the Patriots the perfect season.

Hell hath no fury like a German car out of warranty. 11,980 can buy you a lot of things, and apparently this is one of them. When the DSG inevitably goes Kerplunktenstichten, it won’t only be your wallet saying “Sheisse”.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

It's nice to see the ghost of Prince has already found his calling.