This. Can we please stop giving these two attention whores the attention they clearly so desperately crave. She’s that obnoxious goth girl from high school, all grown up, and he’s a selfish Libertarian asshole/Space Karen and I wish they’d go away forever and take their crotch goblin with them. 

So Lori Loughlin helps a guy who doesn’t want to take the SATs get his "skills up to professional level in an impressively short period of time"? It's all starting to make sense.

This is similar to my favorite one: Bench press your transmission into place. Hopefully, you only need 1 rep.

I honestly couldn’t care less what happens to the mainstream porn industry after the pandemic. I hope it dies. People producing content from their own homes and profiting directly is fine, but fuck Pornhub and fuck the industry’s persistent refusal to acknowledge its massive exploitation/human trafficking problem.

PSA for almost every single employee: your company is not a ‘family,’ even if management likes to say that it is, and they won’t treat you as such when the chips are down. I tell this to my younger team members when necessary: the company looks out for itself, and you should look out for yourself. This isn’t bad, it…

I have a theory that people just get obsessed with the first “grown up” show they watch as a youth. I think it explains sitcom’s weird demographic mismatch; older Millenials and Seinfeld of Fraiser, younger Millennials and Friends, and Zoomers with The Office.

OH HELL NO!!!!

Earth to Brint. He was making a joke.

He is not even a savant, just a rich boy who failed up with dads apartheid money

On paper, I should want a Model 3. But I still can’t get over the interior.

I agree. I really want a Model3 next, but honestly, supporting Musk feels like giving money directly to Donald Trump.

Funny thing is.... I used to be interested in Tesla (in theory... it’s a tad outside my price range).  I’ll admit I had concerns about QC though.  Now, ain’t no way I’ll buy a Tesla.  Musk is just too fuckin’ crazy.  I mean I had no illusions he wasn’t a bit... off.  But that guy is just too Bond Villian-ie for my…

How long before he goes to rehab for “exhaustion.”

A little bit of that. A little bit of untreated bipolar disorder. A good amount of cocaine. 

cool. you decided not only to be a risk to yourself, but to your family. and depending on the mode of transportation, to the folks who use the gas station after you or the folks on the bus or whatever. and you don’t know if that person is isolating but for you or not, so you’re exposed to whatever all those other…

It’s depressing to realize people *are* actually this stupid AND they have kids.

You’re not super careful, and neither is she, because you both didn’t quarantine. Isn’t that obvious?

What is this “sex” that you speak of?

If you broke quarantine to have sex, I hope it was the worst sex you’ve ever had!

Everything she makes looks like leftovers even when it’s fresh out of whatever fire source she used.