Width is always more important than length. As my father once said(to my horror):

Drive the cars you own, but just for fun.

Considering how many Splinter writers have “editor” in their title, it’s truly surprising how little editing they actually do. 

Not going to lie: I had to read the first sentence in the final paragraph twice in order to fully grasp Haisley’s meaning.

No, 40k a year would be obscenely high mileage for a car to average.

Warren would need to prove damages. Not sure how this damages her. Wohl might be able to sue himself for defamation.

Unfortunately the two idiots keep getting knocked down but they get up again.

The US is situated about 7500 miles from Iran. Iran has never directly attacked the US. The Shah was not a US “ally”, he was put in place by CIA facilitated coup that overthrew the elected government. He was a murderous ruler who tracked and killed people around the world as well as in his country. He was put in…

rising taxes? not really factual.. but everything else you said is correct.  even used vehicle prices are stupid high. 

Just twelve more games and fifteen more years before they let Zac Taylor go!

I know you didn’t mean to paint such a rosy picture, but I’ve been a Bengals fan since the early 90s and I would’ve thought all of the records you outlined would be far worse. Thanks for the Monday pick-me-up!

Somewhere in Arizona, Marvin Lewis is probably smiling smugly.

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

They probably kick puppies for fun too ;). deranged humans.

People who leave the water running, are the ones who also toss cigarette butts out the car window, drive slow in the fast lane, drive with headlights off in foggy weather, drive with huge gaps in traffic because they’re on their phone (they have a lot of driving problems), toss a water bottle in garbage when recycling…

Well, sort of. But you’re completely disregarding the energy it takes to take your shit water and turn it back into something that you can then let run down the sink again.

But, to be fair, the entire world would probably be better off in the long run if you kicked puppies instead of letting water run unnecessarily while you brush your teeth.  So, you were trying to sound like a less shitty person by comparing it to puppies, but really, you’re at least equally as shitty?

who cares what the math is? It’s completely wasteful and most of all completely UNNECESSARY. So why even do it? Because you can’t garner enough energy to turn a knob half a degree?

“For your consideration: A man with the mind of an inebriated child hopped up on amphetamines and totally focused on one’s self. Behold his screaming, enraged, perpetually orange facade as his copious corpulence erodes any semblance of health or care. In any other place this man would be the village idiot, or at best…

“Hey honey, ok if I fly up to Montreal to meet this guy so we can take turns railing this 23 year old british escort at a drag strip just out of town?.... is that a firm no?”