Everyone else get the same Julia Roberts post below this one? It’s like she’s checking too see for herself. Good on ya girl.

I think the Security Guard knows.

True story: When I was 10, I attended a summer basketball camp with a kid named Kelly. I asked him if he was related to Kelly Tripucka because I’d never known another male named Kelly. He said yes, and I believed him. Because I was a kid, and kids are idiots.

I’ve got this card. But I’d give my right nut to go back in time and buy more boxes of 1986-87 Fleer.

Back in the day we were more polite about handling this common occurrencee. You’d sidle over and quietly say, “Um Bob, looks like the roast beef is rather rare today.” You’d then tuck your balls back in your tighty whiteys and carry on with your day.

Yasmine Bleeth looks like shit.