I’m looking at the list of ingredients and thinking, “How can this dish possibly be bad?”

You know, they made movies before the 1980s. I give you the climatic scene to Freaks (1931).

So you’ll get your “revenge” when Brady’s body finally starts breaking down after dominating the league for 20 years? Whatever gets you through the night, bud.

Yes, the Patriots are boring as hell. I fell asleep during the last two Super Bowls they were, they were so dull! Could you please remind me what happened?

Great place. Next time order their house drink, the Vieux Carre. The Sazerac Bar in the Roosevelt Hotel is also gorgeous and that’s where I had my first drink of the same name. Another one to try is Huey Long’s favorite, the Ramos Gin Fizz, which takes about a billion shakes to get it frothy enough. I ordered one at…