I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

I like none of the people in your story.

SO MUCH THIS

I'm embarrassed for this guy. I mean, nothing is worse than a basketball jersey on a grown man.

Precisely. He's magical; he cures baldness.

He's not sad, because robots don't have emotions. He's just in power-saving mode!

I'll wait for the second gen model.

It's whip, not kick

The fact that he considers mass-produced seasoning packets a "little known trick" is the cooking equivalent of his "little known coaching tactic" of screaming at people.

Yeeeeeap.

Agree.