And by that you mean Virginia.

And by that you mean Virginia.

It's a short sequence of glyphs I use to identify myself, but that's not important right now.

At least unlike that dimwit, Patricia Cornwell, their theory didn't require the destruction of an irreplaceable work of art.

I'm sorry Robert, I can't do that right now.

I think this needs to go beyond education. The anti-vaxxer crowd are a health menace and are willfully ignorant —they will not let themselves be educated.

Not gonna lie: That Michael Strahan crack was one of the funniest things I've heard recently.

I worked at a go-kart, bumper boat, batting cage place in high school. When it would rain we'd shut down the batting cages because they'd throw the ball all over the place. Like behind you, at your head etc with no consistency. It was like Russian Batting Cage Roulette. Of course, after our shift would end, and having…

^I was just gonna mention "Herman's Head"!!!

The sequel will be about her brother, inside Herman's Head.

Good. The only drone that should be allowed in NFL stadiums is Joe Buck.

Hey, look, all I know is that between the McDonalds and Burger King in my town, Burger King burgers only give me regret, while McDonalds burgers give me regret, plus green (possibly radioactive) spiky deathshits for the rest of the day. If I need to start paying for my whoppers in beaver skins or Euros or whatever…

How far did he punt that player?

ESPN: Sorry we didn't get a chance to meet with you the other day.