The haircut says "I dig chicks" while the mustache says "did you not fucking hear the haircut?"

I think I'm one of the few people in this world that doesn't like Nutella. Like at all.

It's great to randomly find a glasses buddy this early in the morning.

He immediately grabbed the yellow flag. Instead, I'm thinking maybe he should have just taken his pants off and flagged with the yellow/brown flag.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

He might need a little something to soften the blow.

I hope his whole face looks like his ear when he goes to prison

So I know that the forums here are supposed to be funny, but: fuck this guy.

For fuck snakes

So lots of tongue, got it.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what a hero looks like.

Interesting. Got any other facts that are irrelevant to my point?

He all like - who let big ass giant play?

Thank you Sean, this made me laugh very hard. Needed it too.

You forgot to mention that, despite being sponsored by a company that specializes in manufacturing wireless communications devices, there is absolutely ZERO cell service in Qualcomm stadium (both inside the stadium and throughout the entire parking lot).

And I asked God, "Why, during the most difficult times of my life, were there two sets of footprints and one set of knuckleprints in the sand?"

Very good casting but I'd rather see a straighter Mary Shelley biopic than something "sexy, [in a] contemporary way." But at least she's a good choice!

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