I see Mr. Sanchez made the trip to Sochi.

From the Official Curling rulebook (which I am assuming means it was written on the back of a bar napkin) -

That's fucking brilliant!

I know someone who's getting lucky tonight!

meh, I'm just not phillin' this idea...

*Don't fart. Don't fart. Don't fart*

Why is this a surprise? Every kicker knows how to split the uprights.

God...this is beautiful.

The first half is on his arm. The other half is on his taint.

I agree...

what?

Looks like someone's getting the shaft.

I approve this post...

Now I have to go jerk off again. And, I just finished skinning the flute about 5 minutes ago. Thanks for that...damnit.

Everyone knows that the middle finger is every WASP's stinger...

Thurman Merman is making Santa proud right now.

bcc: Kyle Love