Or, just pull a gun from under the first plate bag and shoot him.
I.
Must.
Kill.
The.
Pitcher.

However, since Massachusetts deemed the death penalty unconstitutional in 1982 Hernandez will just have to settle for life.

test had revealed that he had a torn labia

Wow, the state of Michigan hasn't seen that stiff a football player since Cullen Finnerty.

He's playing his provisional.

Pesto never forgets a face...

...and the forthcoming money shot.

Stop the contest 'cause my baby is the most adorable thing ever! *struts around with chest held hi!* ;)

I used to do that when I was catching in high school and college. It is to help the pitcher see the signs better.

M80s are awesome, though, we had a kid in school arrested after he crammed one up his cat's ass and lit it. All I can say is thank God I was not there to see that. I can only imagine that is something that can never be unseen.

#37 should be Icehouse. That beer taste like gargling deer jizz and chasing it with a glassful of a bum's nut sweat.

Well, it's not the first time a Kennedy got shot down in a restaurant.

Well, at least he has his method of choosing the right bat licked.

Fixed your image...I, too, will be here all day.

Reggie Jackson killing the Queen of England during the seventh inning stretch would have to be higher up on the list than Hernandez.

How does Darth Vader shit? Do you suppose he Force chokes it out? And, if not couldn't you just imagine going into the stall next to him and hearing a symphony of sharting and watery explosion sounds coming out of 'Dark Side" of a Sith? To that, does he even have an asshole left? I mean Obi-won did chop him up pretty…

Steve Austin has really let himself go.