Catfish Camaro takes the cake.

The GDMF Soul keeps coming up when I search wagons. 

I don’t care if there are better options out there, I’ve always wanted one of these stupid things.

Terrible range. I need at a minimum of 110 miles in shitty conditions. I can charge daily at home, but, that’s my daily door to door minimum distance.

I always liked them, but, like this one, they’re too expensive.

Thin and spindly are two words that have never applied to me. I’m am American Fat Ass.

The only reason I didn’t buy a Tour X is because I couldn’t afford them. They need to be under $30K before rebates or my industry needs to start paying more. Nothing like stagnant wages!

Right? This site is unreadable without ad blockers. Whenever I view from my phone, it gives me more cancer.

Stop over complicating headlights! 

My daily commute is a minimum of 100 miles. This won’t work for me.

If it’s an electric, color me uninterested.

I guess the best way to deal with bumpers falling off or rotting away is to just eliminate them all together?

All plaid is ugly.

Who?

Meh. I’m surprised that magazines are still a thing.

Short answer: Love cars, hate street racing dickweeds.

fuck these guys for putting so many people at risk. Fuck you, too, Jalopnik, for giving them press.

Right? Don’t care about the wheel when it’s an AWD G Body.

The only concept vehicle I ever wanted to see make production was the GMC Terradyne and aside most of the design elements did make it into future trucks. This thing is hot garbage.

This makes me sad in the pants.