2 door Sport with A/C and a hard top. Any transmission and any color.

I’d rather have a stock Hurcan and no pop up headlights.

I want one of these so bad.

I’ll put a big decal on the back of my Colorado if you pay for it.

New Hosts. Not watching these guys.

Dear GM,

There is no new vehicle that I am more interested in than the new Wrangler and Scrambler. I’d sell a testicle to buy one.

I will sell a Testicle for one of these. Buyer’s choice: left or right.

Batman should have kept the Tumbler.

I’d love an RV. Ideally, a smaller one, but, I still want one. Being able to road trip with my dogs and not worry about lodging is where the appeal is for me.

I couldn’t make it through the movie. It was about as interesting as a dead kitten.

Fuck no. There’s no good reason to go to Jersey.

I’d be pissed off about that dash if I could afford the car. Also, that steering wheel will never happen.

Of all the things my wife took in the divorce, I was thrilled she took our Mazda6. Fuck that car.

This makes sense. I’ve heard their music from the beginning and I can’t name a single song.

Toasters die?

I’ve dreamed of making a similar trip. Although, screw visiting India. The traffic videos I’ve seen have convinced me that there are no good reasons to go there.

My Focus lasted me just long enough to get divorced. It took a shit on me the day after we finalized things.

The Gulf livery is easily the ugliest color combination in racing. Most racing liveries are ugly., but, that one takes the cake.

Take it home.