Strike 1, it’s a sedan. Coupe is life.

Screw the lights. I want to know what the situation is with the tops!

The only new vehicle that I care about.

My Dad’s 87 Chevy Pickup. Drove it to school once and as soon as I parked the truck, all four brake lines blew out. Another time, we were pulling hedges out of the yard and I was down in a hole trying to get the next hedge loose when it slipped into reverse and started backing towards me. I jumped out of the hole just…

Bunch of cranky fuckers here. My neighbor did this when his kids were small.

Awh Hell no. This car doesn’t even make the top 10. Probably not even the top 100. Anything that came from Ferrari in the 70's looked better. Porsches, too.

Why waste one extra unit of energy on design at all for something this utilitarian? Go the UPS route and commit to a giant box. The only time those trucks get an update is when they run out of surplus headlights. Put whatever effort is needed into the drive train and move on.

I learned to drive stick in a Volvo truck. The heavier the clutch, the better. There’s no way I could learn on something that doesn’t have any torque. I’d never be able to learn on my ex’s Mazda6. Clutch was too damned soft. If I didn’t know how, I’d never be able to learn on something that.. shitty.

I fail to see what makes this so different from my Colorado? Safety standards and chrome being the obvious answers.

I love weird trucklettes and I want to see this one crash into a bug so both end up in the scrap heap.

All the more reason to bring back the rumble seat.

It’ll get me home.

Park in the same spot all the time. I’ve forgotten which vehicle I’ve driven, but, whatever is in “my spot” always gets me home.

Their trucks are complete shit. Compare them spec for spec and they are dead last. Lowest towing. Lowest payload. Lowest fuel economy. Lowest quality.

Fuck Fobs. Fuck smart phone linked key apps. Just give me a plain old key. No batteries needed. While we are at it, fuck keyless entry, too.

I’d rather work PR for Weinstein than watch anything that could put Torch on my TV or Computer screen.

Say no to glass roofs. Yes to parking in my garage.

I don’t connect with them. I don’t get immersed in them. I’ll see posts like “I raced that car in Forza!” and think, “BFD. It’s not like it’s the real thing.” Driving my base model pickup in heavy traffic is more entertaining. At least I get to experience the actual physics involved in it.

I wish I could get into racing video games. They’re just bleh.

I would love to buy a new bike, but, I would not buy a new Harley under any circumstances. I’ve always ridden standards/cruisers and I’m tired of them. I’d rather buy a sport bike next time. I’ve never been interested in Honda cars, but, I’ll take any of their bikes over a similar Harley any day of the week.