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    jimlowe
    Jim
    jimlowe

    I just wish it was easier to watch on TV. I hate watching clips on YouTube.

    The front bumper kills it for me. The rip off BMW grill needs to go. Looks like they tried to make a 6 series bumper their own.

    You really don’t want to be behind me. Even my dogs learned that lesson.

    How much weed do you smoke a day? Do you remember life when you weren’t baked all the time?

    OK, but, I sleep nekkid and I’m a snuggler.

    When did the Civic get so fat?

    Not much. Maybe some Go Kart racing.

    Wrapping a Corvette around a tree is easily the best way to improve its looks. Damn, the C7 is ugly.

    When I look at a C7, I see a Chinese Ferrari clone.

    Me too. They’re rusting faster than all the other brands. I see current gens with rockers and wheel wells blown out all the time. Gotta love New England.

    RAM is currently the fastest rusting truck on the market. The only reason I will ever touch a FCA product is because I’m obsessed with the Wrangler/Scrambler. Otherwise, I wouldn’t touch one of their rust buckets.

    The want is strong. Please make it affordable, Jeep. I’d really like a two door since I champion the death of crew cabs, but, I recognize that it makes no sense.

    No V8, no care. Save the comments about how if I think the car needs a V8 than I don’t understand its purpose. I get it. I just don’t care. if I could go to Flying Miata and have one built, I would. In stock form, without a V8, I don’t care about them.

    It’s all about proportions, man. I’m 6'2", my ex was 5'2" and we had the same length inseam.

    The only Jeep I would ever buy is a Wrangler. As long as they continue making that, I’ll dream of buying a Jeep.

    You could not buy the car.

    I, too, am more interested in these ugly turds than some partial solar bullshit. At least I have fond memories of running over one of these with an F350 after it pulled out in front of me in traffic.

    Crack pipe price, but, I’ll take a small RWD sedan.

    Shouldn’t be a problem at all. Just have to pass emissions. Even then, I think you get 90 days to have the emissions tested once you register it.

    I’ll take mine as an M4 Convertible and a few performance upgrades. Not interested in the Demon.