More like Roman Ruins...amirite?

Well Actually Guy: “Well, actually, Harden has the Rockets in 3rd place, and” *is beaten to death*

Easy there Musburger.

WWE is #3.

The dedication is admirable, but damn dude. If you kid keeps going to the emergency room you should probably prioritize that.

Used to hate this guy, now I love him. Amazing. Just fantastic.

Lucky for him this isn’t real. I mean...I can’t imagine it is. A perfectly head shaped hole? Throught the screen, pcb and the plastic in the back? I don’t know about you but I don’t think my head could punch a perfect hole through layers of flexible plastic...on a monitor that is just sitting on it’s stock stand.

The only people who give a shit about the Jets are meth-addicts and George R. R. Martin... and who really gives a fuck what those junkies and no-page havers think.

but he smiled when he played baseball

That appears to belong to Jaguars backup QB Chad Henne, who played all of one snap in 2016—a kneeldown. Henne earned a cool $35.28 for his troubles. Don’t spend it all in one place, Chad.

Do I need to come back down there?

How can that hand even belong to him?! It’s like 10 shades lighter than his Flamin’ Hot Cheeto face!

D-Wade is still at the free throw line from that series

Counterpoint: Clerks 2 fucking sucks.

I also found that if I call my friends on my cell phone I can speak to them during multiplayer gameplay.

I hope they expand on the Nemesis system and have more things to do. The gameplay was great but it got too repetitive too quickly, imo.

Just a sampling of how many times that out of shape shitgibbon bitched about Obama golfing.

Baylor is already inquiring with the NCAA about waiving the one-year waiting period for Olsen so he’ll be able to play in the fall.

Mom, you’re great. Stay here.

If you’re not picking the predetermined “good” characters who historically win matches, it is easy for your teammates to blame you for sabotaging the efforts of your team.