But typewriters *feel* like shit.

Thank you, o clueless one!

quietly opened

No, it is EVERY man's idea... it's one man's mission.

Nope, I think it's just you.

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5 out of 7 wins a small prize, anything from the bottom row, son!

We've all thought about it...

Tyo Toys just recommended my post! Perhaps their sarcasm detector is turned off, and we will shortly see this hybrid coffeetable/packingbox/golf-chipper soon.

Now they just need to sell a conversion kit to allow your coffee table to turn into their golf chip training device.

You only get one... spaghetti.

Is this you, Mr RW?

Then don't go looking at his other gems. He's just jealous... and French.

Don't be jealous! Your measly bank account will grow if you water it.

As if you poors can afford such a toy!

Hopefully it will come with a pre-programmed with an "Annoy Scopophobes" mission.

I'm fine with criticizing absolutely everyone except Howard. Possession was atrocious, and the midfield to forward transition was lacking in polish and creativity.