Baghdad was doomed when your poster boy Bush fucked up the whole country.

Ha, oh the irony. No fucking national pride in this one.

Don't feed the troll.

Don't feel the troll.

You reek of something far worse. Shit your pants again, or just leaving your mouth open?

Twitter users, so sage.

I owned one of these, license 84 TURBO. RIP!

Miss my 84 turbo esprit so much :(

Knee-jerk reaction? Really?

Fucking moron.

No, a scratch is caused by a fingernail. Bite marks are made by ______ ?

Care to explain the bite mark (which is clearly visible) ?

Don't believe it, TruthSpitter is gayer than Liberace.

...arriving at the trashy mess...

This says so much more about TLC than I ever could.

The pace notes must have taken several trees to print!

Awesome indeed!

Someone's not going to get approved...

That's because you bought the Cheap version... caring costs more.

Troll, get back under your bridge.