Don't feel the troll.

You reek of something far worse. Shit your pants again, or just leaving your mouth open?

Twitter users, so sage.

I owned one of these, license 84 TURBO. RIP!

Miss my 84 turbo esprit so much :(

Knee-jerk reaction? Really?

Fucking moron.

No, a scratch is caused by a fingernail. Bite marks are made by ______ ?

Care to explain the bite mark (which is clearly visible) ?

Don't believe it, TruthSpitter is gayer than Liberace.

...arriving at the trashy mess...

This says so much more about TLC than I ever could.

The pace notes must have taken several trees to print!

Awesome indeed!

Someone's not going to get approved...

That's because you bought the Cheap version... caring costs more.

Troll, get back under your bridge.

Snark is so childish. Good luck in the 11th grade.

What are you blabbering about? There was no point, just a troll trolling.

Yes, but at least we could laugh at the idiot in his wheelchair.