And not a redline, but a machline.

Time to walk the plank....

Apparently the Minnesota Twins are interested in upgrading their pitching staff with this recruit.

"Computer, enhance to show face of despondent man..."

Idiot.

I'm sure it was a very interesting interview, but I couldn't get past this...

Murderous pig scum hell-bent on beating the innocent and... oops, wrong thread.

bottle = nerve/balls/guts

I did hear "shove it up your arse"...

Dammit, misread the title and thought I had won my Dead Pool!

I don't believe that's really a Previa, otherwise the exhaust would be whistling like a steam train...

I'm calling you stupid.

I guess you didn't see the play he made immediately AFTER this great fuckup/recovery.

Why have THAT face when you can have O face?

When everyone else is slowing down for a green light... gotta be a clue!

Well, it's either a banger caravan or a bangim caravan.

Good, fast, cheap, pick any two.

Meth is a hell of a drug.

If only you could be so contrite about your snap judgments on threads that actually matter. ;)